Fun with the nephew

Interesting exchange with the little guy today. He had a box and he wanted to put Elvis into the box and mail him to Australia. Alli vetoed that idea and suggested he mail himself to Australia. He pondered that a minute before deciding that a) he wouldn't fit in the box, and b) he'd rather be mailed to Japan.

He thinks for a minute and runs down the hall towards the bathroom. I could hear him talking to himself but couldn't understand what he was saying. He then comes out of the restroom looking like this:
On his forehead? Why that's his mailing label, of course. It's even written in his version of Japanese writing. And on his hand? Well, that's his bar code for scanning while being shipped. If you look closely you can see he's drawn lines and written numbers under them. What a boy! His mother is always saying he'll use his skills to support her in her old age. I think he just might.