Drama Queen

Cori got up this morning and staggered to the bathroom in the hall. I was sitting on my bed reading, so I had a front row seat for the performance. As she passed my door, she glanced in to look at my clock to check the time. She started screaming in a horrible squeaky voice, almost so high-pitched that only dogs and rats can hear, "I can't see! I'm blind! I'll never see again! I'm blind! I can't see!" and drops to her knees. After a full 30-45 seconds of this, she reaches up, brushes her hair from her face and says, "Oh, never mind. My hair was just in my eyes." She then continued on her journey to the bathroom. *insert eye roll here*